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asphixiwank

the process of masturbation where the masturbator asphyxiates themselves to gain a higher level of excitement.
Sam was having an asphixiwank and he went too far, no more Sam.
If you are going to asphixiwank, please have a spotter to check on you after a set period of time to ensure no loss of life. Ejaculation.
by T. Winthorpe January 22, 2008
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asphyxiwank

noun & verb. The act of asphyxiating oneself close to death whilst masturbating for the thrill of it. A fetish that can sometimes go a little too far by accident, leading to death.

Derived from "asphyxsia" and "wank" (British term)
The Conservatives cannot effectively comment on corruption, since they became the party of cash-for-questions, the extramarital affair and the fatal asphyxiwank
by Dijital-JB May 17, 2006
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asphyxiwanker

A Tottenham fan...because they like to choke at the vital point....
We knew who he supported he was a asphyxiwanker...
by Westhamdickie May 29, 2016
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