Asztard

Born as an outcome of an anal sexual intercourse.
Combination of Bastard & Ass.

I knew this guy was an asztard.

by Dgoe May 16, 2016

asstard

One who appears to be either an asshole or a retard, but you cannot tell which.

Use of the word covfefe proves that Donald is an asstard.

by NotAnAsstard May 31, 2017

asstard

A { mentally dull},ill-mannered person .

His asstardistic personality seemed a perfect fit for being a meter maid.

by LP Fredo Pseudo November 30, 2017

Asstard

A portmanteau of Asshole and Retard. A person who is an asshole and a Retard at the same time, combine to get asstard.

*Talking with Jewish people in front of us*
Chase H (loudly) "Hey what does like mean"
Luke "A derogatory term for a Jewish person"
Jewish person "If I hear you say that again I will report you for antisemitism"
Chase H "Haha sorry I just sent a text to a girl saying the holocaust was fake and she said I'm a proud kike"
Like "Chase, you ASSTARD"

by cutmypenisoff325 May 26, 2018

Asstard

Basically an idiot or someone being stupid

Which one of you asstards did epilepsy in the bathroom

by Ohshnockitsdylan June 10, 2019

Asstard

A dance leotard from the 1970s that goes up in your crack. Like a thong leotard.
For people, it's someone who gets up in your business and makes you uncomfortable or makes you feel like your ass is hanging out for everyone to see.

FOR THE CLOTHING:
THEA: I can't believe the dance captain picked this uniform.
MARIA: Seriously. Who wears asstards anymore?
THEA: I have to pick it out of my crack for the entire practice!

FOR A PERSON:
AIDEN: Does your new boyfriend go to VCU?
MARIA: Aiden, we broke up, just let it go.
THEA: For real, why are you such an asstard, Aiden? Get back in your own business.

by Besties22 September 8, 2022

Spedacinni Altardo

A bastardized version of the dish fetucinni alfredo in which a retard has more than likely smeered his boogers and cum into.

Hey Tony dont go over to that special education kids house or youre gonna get stuck there eating spedacinni altardo with extra ass cheese.

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable February 7, 2022