by Kurutsu February 8, 2004
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6 year old child: Mum, can we go to Ashtead instead of Disneyland for our summer holidays this year?
Mum: Oh, alright then but only as a treat.
Dad: Darling have you paid the car insurance? We are driving thorugh Ashtead.
Mum: Oh, alright then but only as a treat.
Dad: Darling have you paid the car insurance? We are driving thorugh Ashtead.
by Muckle Flugga November 8, 2008
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A big twitch streamer and content creator for youtube who drinks her G Fuel with a straw and is really short. Don’t believe her when she says she is six foot 8 inches tall.
“Oh my god! Ashtronova looks so tall in her pictures. She says she is 6’8!”
“Dont believe her. She’s 5’2.”
“Dont believe her. She’s 5’2.”
by IntoTheNether February 15, 2019
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Someone on imgoth who has a high ego, acts like they know thing they do not really know and uses Google searches to try and pretend they know, always wants to be the center of attention and becomes jealous of anyone that appears to get more attention and think lots of girls want them when when in reality the think he's a loser.
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Someone on imgoth who has a high ego, acts like they know thing they do not really know and uses Google searches to try and pretend they know, always wants to be the center of attention and becomes jealous of anyone that appears to get more attention and think lots of girls want them when when in reality the think he's a loser.
user1: I'm FUCKING Telly, girls think I'm a badass hacker.
user2: You're just a pathetic Ashtré and have to lie to girls about being a "badass hacker" to try to get with them. Only an Ashtré would do something that desperate, pathetic, and lame. Your failed concept of an idea was as simple as you thinking "If I make them think I'm a badass hacker I'm a get my dick sucked". You can try to pay a girl and she still wouldn't want your dick in her mouth for the fact that you're Ashtré, so pretending to be a hacker is fail from start Telly.
user2: You're just a pathetic Ashtré and have to lie to girls about being a "badass hacker" to try to get with them. Only an Ashtré would do something that desperate, pathetic, and lame. Your failed concept of an idea was as simple as you thinking "If I make them think I'm a badass hacker I'm a get my dick sucked". You can try to pay a girl and she still wouldn't want your dick in her mouth for the fact that you're Ashtré, so pretending to be a hacker is fail from start Telly.
by (naht) December 17, 2009
Get the Ashtré mug.A name for a girl. The girl usually will be quite beautiful with beautiful eyes and a perfect smile. The origin of the name is not known. This is usually a name for a girl who is an actress.
by Ry-thug-g-always-96 February 3, 2010
Get the Ashtia mug.Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.
Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"
by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020
Get the Ashton Shoffner mug.noun. A person or thing that is completely devoid of any use to society. Like a fish with a bicycle, a ghost ashtray has no benefit whatsoever, it merely takes up space and collects dust. Think about it, if a ghost could physically manipulate material objects, items like ashtrays and urinals would be completely useless to them. The term originates from a story about an evil, ambitious man who did alot of horrible deeds and killed many innocent people in a quest for more power. After he finally died, all spirits of the people he had wronged swarmed him. They squished and moulded his spirit into the shape of an ashtray permanantly.
by Apathygrrl September 25, 2005
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