Who asked? 

I asked… it was me all along

Chad: Bro you weren’t helping me

Fortnite Kid: Who?

Chad: You!

Fortnite Kid: Asked?

Intelligent man: I asked.. If you were thinking Who Asked? It was me.

Who asked? by • Intelligent Man • May 23, 2022

Nobody Asked 

The most retarded comeback known to man. Almost never used in its proper context and is usually just used as a crutch phrase by people who think that reaction images are flawless arguments. 50% of the time it's used in situations where it has absolutely nothing to do with the aggressor. The other 50% of the time they are usually losing in an argument so they decide to play 'home sergeant' and use this to dictate whether someone's allowed to speak or not.
If you use this or have ever used this in the past please rethink your life choices.

Person 1: About that new reveal that just happened, does anyone here not like Byleth coming to Smash Ultimate either? We're getting close to more Fire Emblem characters than any other franchise in the game.
Person 2: I mean, on the other hand Byleth does have a pretty kick-ass moveset on her as well, so they're definitely going to be fun when they come out.
some retard: cAll me fRank beCaUse fRanklY nOboDy aSkEd..
Person 1+2: Shut the fuck up.

Nobody Asked by Fruitsz February 11, 2020

askew 

not in proper place, rolled up.

Ariella: did he feel you up?
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)

askew by cssswaglol January 3, 2012

Aseka 

Mostly used in Kenya as a tribal name for Luyas. It means a very important person in the community

person 1:Hey why is that guy admired so much
person 2:Probably an Aseka

Aseka by ?vI October 11, 2021

Nobody asked guy 

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor

-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

Nobody asked guy by YourLocalAlphaChad April 21, 2021

aseem 

like a boss. he is the boss. a player of the lovemaking saxaphone. a maker of beautiful children. with him we are safe. there he goes like a ninja in the night saving the world from evil.

i wish i was aseem

aseem by george micheal April 12, 2012

assken 

assken is an ass man to be sure,he always starts at the bottom and works his way up, sliding his tongue into and out of every major crevice along the way to the the top where he will remain king assken for ever reigning ass the best ass licker of female ass of all time!

"assken the king of all asslickers broke me the fuck off with his ass licking abilities" said the fair maiden, go ahead, assken.

assken by assken December 2, 2009