assuras

just another one of those management firms who like to fire people all the time

Fuck assuras

by Big Big Yo Mama April 17, 2022

Ho-asaurus Rex

one who obtains herpes from various sources in various parts of his body and insists on sticking said body parts into food, socks, other people, etc...

Gabe quit leaving your herpes everywhere! you're such a ho-asaurus rex!

by tehpimptastic1 December 28, 2008

A Minzy Asura

The act of sending all of your friends related Korean Music Videos and Korean Drama links after watching a new K-Drama. (Pop-culture / Eastern Asia)

Mimi and Mira are watching the last episode of Coffee Prince. Mira is going to pull a Minzy Asura any moment now on social media.

by Katax July 26, 2016

Alaura

Often times has more than one guy chasing after her, Alaura is the name of someone who is sexy, sultry, seductive & incredibly hot. She is wonderful to be around and gives excellent blow jobs :

Who's that?
That? That's Alaura.
Damn.
I know, I wanna get in her pants.

by BibliophileBitch April 15, 2011

Headbutt-asaurus

Headbutt-asaurus also known as "big ass head" not havingsecond much brain,or alot of space around the small brain.Very Ugly in appearance. Also know to been hit with an Ugly Stick repeatedly. Also known to inflict pain or death by way of headbutting its prey. Headbutt-asaurus may have small feet with large hands, can be female or male or both. They also eat many Burritos & drink lots of coffee. Also tend to write on whatever whenever.

ME-"oh no! here comes a Headbutt-asaurus"!
Headbutt-asaurus (female version) ra ra ra rew!! (in manly voice)

by fknblown August 23, 2011

Moni-rex-asaurus

A term to define an short girl with a large ass, pig nose and short, stubby arms. She runs like a raptor, and when she stops moving the smell of ass moves in for it's silent but deadly kill. This girl will also have a large, large, gianormous vagina. It will be so large/loose that when you stick 3 fingers to a fist insider her vagina and she will not even know it is there.

Boy: "OMG, Look at that girl with the big ass, short stubby arms, and the pig nose that runs like a raptor."

Girl: "That's a Moni-rex-asaurus"

Boy: "Do you smell ass?"

by Tokin' Gay Dude May 29, 2010

asaurus

Used to emphasize how absurdly big some thing is, or a feature that dominates someone personality.

"Ginny is a Cuntasaurus rex"
"Oh yeah! The biggest cunt I ever met, and her friend Jill is a Slutasaurus"
"She really likes her men to have a cockasaurus"

by JilltheSlutasaurus March 30, 2012