arsewards

To make an absolute tit of something, thus turning it to shit (hence the arse-wards).

"I was wide open up the wing then Johnny bloody throws an arsewards pass straight into touch!"

by Bryan the Bongfish April 17, 2005

Arsemaster

That would put me in charge of you then, you arse

D.O. is an arse

by Carpman July 3, 2003

Arsemaster

carpman

you are arsemaster

by D.O. June 13, 2003

Arsemaster

(adjective) (phonetically: arse-mar-stir)

Common insult like "dick" and such. Can be used to describe Justin Beiber and other people you don't like.

arsemasti (plural) (phonetically: arse-marst-eye)

1.

Teacher: Why haven't you done the hand-written, 900 page essay I set for you yesterday you lazy fool?!

Me: I have dyslexia sir.

Teacher: That is no excuse you retard! (starts frothing at mouth)

Me: You're such an arsemaster!

2.

Teacher: LAZY FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!

Teacher's boyfriend: You tell him Ben! *gropes arse*

Me: You guys are arsemasti.

by God_of_pussy September 25, 2010

Arsemail

Mail you don't want

Dammit I got arsemail

by Pobblebonk October 5, 2015

Arsemail

Mail you don't want

Dammit I got arsemail

by Pobblebonk October 25, 2015

arsmar

.a insult for someone who is being mean
.it means thats someone is being a fucking asshole

Thomas: Dude you got asian eyes you cant even read.
Gael: Dude shut the fuck up your being a arsmar.
Thomas: ...

by PtOddity Gaming October 1, 2016