Arsefacey

A small town on the Isle of Man. Named #42 in the 2012 Crap Towns Roundup, just above Fucksgrove.

"I hate being from Arsefacey" "Could be worse, you could be a Fucksgrove guy"

by roadworks May 3, 2013

ArseRaptor

A comedy fanatic who commonly has delusions of grandure, even though he/she has acheived something spectacular in the field of comedy/youtube in general.

Many common misconceptions include the idea that 'ArseRaptor' means a lad who likes taking wenches up the rear, or even some gay guy who does dudes up the 'arse'. These are obscenities, and such definitions of 'ArseRaptor' should be frowned upon.

Random citizen: "Have you seen any of ArseRaptor's videos?"
Random citizen's friend: "Of course."

Loyal youtuber: "ArseRaptor's videos are awesome!"

by REALArseRaptor August 7, 2012

arsebadger

1. The sort of large dark furry turd with a deceptively slener head that causes a painful dilation of the anus when expelled.

2. Any situation, task or individual known to cause similar levels of discomfort.

Arsebadgers! b3ta.com is on the block list.

That's a right arsebadger.

by manta May 22, 2003

ARSEMONGER

Noun , meaning seller of arse. Monger used as in fish monger, iron monger. One who sells arse, a pimp

Goodness ! , these goes that horrible arsemonger, he's not a nice person at all.

by Dr Lingus January 4, 2008

arsebandit

Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.

Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

Arsenal Transfer

When you don't do something but regret not doing it afterwards

Why did I not go out with that girl, what an Arsenal Transfer

by Legit guy June 27, 2016

Arselander

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009