Armstrong Melons 

When a girl has tits so big that Neil Armstrong could spot them from the moon

Yea she had some Armstrong Melons

Armstrong Melons by the other one 2 November 12, 2010

armstrong air condition 

In a motor vehicles, cooling the inside by rolling down the windows or putting down the top.

I only have armstrong air conditioning.

armstrong air condition by Sam Colt July 11, 2006

Armstrong Power Windows 

Reffers to manually operated car windows in a way that sounds like a custom upgrade.

Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."

Armstrong Power Windows by Sneaky Heap November 2, 2018

Armstrong Miser 

Hello my pretty boy, can I kiss you?

Mwa mwa bozz Armstrong Miser malapokz

Armstrong Miser by Nevada Ramen February 28, 2022

Armstrong'd

To get pegged by your misso on snapchat, most likely after taking copious amounts of powdered drugs.

"Did you see Jimbo's snappy last night Gary?"
"Yeah, got Armstrong'd hardwe than the singer of Harmsways biceps"

Armstrong'd by sesesesesese February 3, 2017

Armstrong Williams 

A right wing talk show host who spouted propaganda from the Bush administration on the No Child Left Behind act after being paid $240,000 of taxpayer money by the administration. A Bush lapdog.

Bush provides a script, and he just reads it during his show.

Armstrong Williams by jesster79 January 23, 2005

Armstrong-DeLorian 

It is pretty much something so good that one must use two of the best words ever derived from i.e. - Tim Armstrong & the 1985 DeLorian

Man that Murphy's show was Armstrong-DeLorian, 'twas not bovo at all.

Armstrong-DeLorian by Lunchbox January 3, 2004