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Artistic Queef Splatter

When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.
Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

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artisticity

the state, quality, or an instance of being artistic. the person is not necessarily to have gained art training or claimed him/herself as an artist to have a life of artisticity.
1. the weird guy seems to be artistic, but i guess his artisticity is not that high.

2. the man has been written more than 3,600 short dialogues for the last 12 years, "one coffee, one short dialogue" is his everyday practice and he is going to publish a book with an illustrator for that soon. i believe his life is full of artisticity.
by susilaw November 22, 2011
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Aristi

“During sex” please bring me a microscope! Can’t find aristi jr
by Jajajaja gotem December 15, 2019
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artistico

being artistic, cool style in designing anything, making trendy art
This design i made is so artistico. Im really artistico
by Lana Kartzman November 1, 2008
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Artistic Liar

A person with a bachelor's degree in political science has an honorary master's degree in the liberal art of the lie.
I never would have believed he would succeed in politics with a liberal arts degree, but I guess he was an artistic Liar.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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artisticlyism

wow that picture is totaly artisticlyism and stuff and stuff.
by bbabe189 June 14, 2007
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Artistically Challenged

Artistically challenged is best described by Ben Olson. Lacking all artistic ability and general creativity.
Oops sorry Jerry, I thought you were Ben when I saw that how artistically challenged your drawing was.
by Steady Slangin June 13, 2018
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