archeolologist

n.- one who uses very old jokes

guy 1: that guy tried to tell me a joke about a priest and a rabbi or some shit.

guy 2: bona fide archeolologist

by polX1110 December 8, 2009

Archaeologist

Most commonly found scraping dirt off dinosaur bones, archaeologists are the Girl Guides of social science. Can always be relied upon to carry obscure equipment, which makes them useful in everyday situations and absolutely essential in case of attack by the undead.

Social Anthropologist: "If only I could somehow get level with those runes lining the walls of the pit I could translate them!"
Token Archaeologist: "I have some rope and a harness in my bag."

Person in Street: "I'm having a heart attack!"
Passing Archaeologist: "Here, take my spare defibrillator."

by Chuckney July 16, 2009

archaeologist

A Scientist who digs up fossils and studies them

ummmm...sorry cant think of one.... Ross Geller?

by Rogan (17) November 9, 2004

archaeologist

Some asshole in a Whatsapp group who digs out your ugliest photos in high school and ridicule on them.

Jeffrey Suen is an archaeologist, an absolute jerk!!!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020

Archaeologist

Bones Gatherer.
People who go into the desert and scrape up bones.

Person 1: Oh did you see that archaeologist in the desert yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah he/they/she dug up some big bones.

by Awesome_dragon_booklover December 26, 2020

archieologist

Used when illiterate people try to pronounce archaeologist while public speaking at an Army Awards ceremony

David was an awesome archieologist in the performance of his duties

by ArmySouthWTF August 16, 2023

outrage archaeologist

One who sifts through historical records with the intent of discovering information on past actions or statements by persons or entities alive, dead, active or defunct - the relevance of which has long since passed - for the express purpose of alerting the public to the "resurfaced" material in order to take a moral stance and/or instill outrage.

By dredging-up a long-forgotten, 48 year old interview of John Wayne - who died in 1979 - the outrage archaeologist had rediscovered statements far more controversial in the present than they had been in the past, thus creating a new moral outrage over a functional irrelevancy.

by ScribeLight March 21, 2019