The act of inserting the beak of any live aviary species into any desired orifice (usually vaginal, urethral or anal) causing the bird to panic and squawk. Stretching the orifice
Person 1: Have you tried Albatrossing? It's all the rage with the younger generation.
Person 2: I have indeed, I was told a Wood Pigeon is a great way to get started.
Person 2: I have indeed, I was told a Wood Pigeon is a great way to get started.
by ColonelSmegPot July 12, 2015
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by Rodney Basil August 28, 2004
Get the Albatross mug.The latest craze, evolved from 'seagulling'. This evolution involves a more advanced, long range technique with the aid of a catapult, ball bearing and a used condom.
Victims are left not only physically hurt but also have the trauma of someone elses semen embedded in the wound left by the velocity of the ball bearing.
Victims are left not only physically hurt but also have the trauma of someone elses semen embedded in the wound left by the velocity of the ball bearing.
by lukemedway June 30, 2007
Get the Albatrossing mug.A type of bird, however, in the context of Rossmoyne Senior high school, Albatross refers to a teacher named Albert Lyons. It is most commonly used by a tight knitted group of students who are familiar with the inside joke though others have caught on and started using this name for Mr Lyons.
Albatross looked at me again hehe; Albatross is unaware of one of the students on their phone again.
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"Get away from me you skunk pussy albatross"
Emma1: "Oh my Emma he was such a skunky pussy albatross!"
Emma2 "Yes indeed Emma he certainly was a skunk pussy albatross!"
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Emma2 "Yes indeed Emma he certainly was a skunk pussy albatross!"
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Likes eating left over chips and drinks from the pool.
Will answer to Alby or Albert and has just one friend in life - Antonia 'the albatross lover' Philip.
Commonly mistaken with a seagull - but he is clearly an Albatross - only a fool would think otherwise.
Likes eating left over chips and drinks from the pool.
Will answer to Alby or Albert and has just one friend in life - Antonia 'the albatross lover' Philip.
Commonly mistaken with a seagull - but he is clearly an Albatross - only a fool would think otherwise.
Oh look at that bird, ahhh its an albatross, no its a seagull - NO IT IS AN ALBATROSS - seriously - thats Alby - the Albatross!!
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