Apathetic Pessimism

(1.)The point of not caring about anyone or anything, and if tries to convince you otherwise, you fully disagree using examples. You only say the negative side, as you see the world as: over populated by idiots, and stupidity running rampant.

(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.

(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.

1.)You have a really nice life, glad your creationist parents raised you to par. I honestly don't care though, you can take your faith and intimately shove it.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!

2.)... you have an idea.

3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.

by kamel_reds February 14, 2009

Apthanny

A beautiful princess. A badminton player who's record is 0 wins out of 5 games. A retired professional wrestler, now living at peace with Dug and her tea-making elves.

Wooowww she is stunning, she must be called Apthanny

Where's my comb?.. Apthanny will know.

by hisb16 July 27, 2011

apush

Something most go into completely oblivious to the mountainous workload and gradual toll on sanity. Say farewell to sleep and hair. Don't be cocky and take it just because you can-it's not worth the GPA. Some schools' apush classes are entirely comprised of these brave sophomores that whine 24/7. Book is a literary work written by Harvard professors that have nothing better to do then add to their credentials. Your eyes glaze over 5 minutes into reading a chapter. stupid 'HUSH' students laugh in your face while they do skits and debate across the hall. BSing on the test does not work; crazy old history junky/hag/ghost whisperer teachers can see into your soul. Don't take it if you can, but I forgot, you're an HONORS studennt. Take it, but don't say I didn't warn you.

'Dude, you look like a zombie.'
'Don't touch me.'
'APUSH?''
'I SAID DON'T TOUCH!'

honors kid: I'm dropping APUSH. I have AP calc and physics and chem..
kid: hahhaha, nooo you're not.
honors kid: *sob* I know.

by HopeLover October 19, 2011

Selective Apathy

Selectively choosing things to be Apathetic towards.
In other terms this can be interpreted as choosing selectively things to care about.

Through Selective Apathy, you do not feel Apathy towards everything but only at certain things so that you can say fuck it to some things and don't care about them but still care about others.

To employ empathy or care only when needed.

This can be to dismiss negative things and care or be empathetic about positive ones or dismiss negative things and care about personal things or similar combinations.

"Dude, you've lost your job, have no education and you smell."

"Selective Apathy man, who cares about that shit. I'm gutted that my team lost the league though. That's something to care about."

or

"Dude you just lost your leg".

"Don't care about that, it enabled me to eventually find a cure for that flesh eating disease and help others - Selective Apathy."

by Selective Apathy July 10, 2009

APUSH

1. Advanced Placement United States History.
2. AP United States History
3. AP US History.
4. A rigorous high school course that teaches US History to a college level and gives you college credit if you complete it successfully.
5. FREAKING HELL. THIS CLASS SUCKS AND IT INUNDATES YOUR BLOOD WITH USELESS FUCKING TERMS, PHRASES, AND VOCABULARY.

1. "Does your school require that you take APUSH this year?"

2. "Are you taking APUSH this year?"

3. "32% of high school students take APUSH in high school. 48% of those students pass the AP exam with a 3, 4, or 5."

4. "APUSH looks good on college applications. You should take it your junior year."

5. "Oh god, I hope they don't make you take APUSH!!"

by Matt GXX November 24, 2011

Apathriction

The moment at work or school when you decide (consciously or otherwise) that you aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. You can never be sure when it will strike, but it is very easy to succumb to.

"Where are the presentation notes?"
"Yeah, erm.. I was gonna do it yesterday, but apathriction set in so..."
"You're fired"

by Namerusy Coggrome January 2, 2010

nigga authenticity

A scholarly topic of fierce debate. Many master debaters use this topic to get off on their competition.

"Man, did you win the debate yesterday?"

"Nah, bitch brought her nigga authenticity out, and blasted it all over the judges."

by coincarl1995 May 6, 2014