April 3

April 3 is wedgie an asshole day

Hey Aiden it’s April 3 and you’re an asshole *wedgie*
Fuck you!!
No fuck you
No you can’t fuck me because it’s not national fuck Aiden day
Oh you right

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 30, 2021

April 3

The day that the girls with a flat ass were born.

Did you see Payton’s flat ass? She must have been born on April 3

by Lilpignapper October 21, 2019

April 3

This is the day the finest, sexiest, and most perfect girl with the most perfect body is born. They also have a nice booty. But their personality is weird asf.

WOW LOOK AT THIS GIRL! She was probably born on April 3rd

by SimpinAndPimpin January 10, 2022

April 3

The most annoying person was born on this day!

Was he born on April 3rd??? Ugh, he so annoying.

by itfgihfrdfuuijgt April 12, 2021

3 April

International day of laughing about nonsense stuff.

“Crazy girl/boy born in 3 april”

by bbbbia October 16, 2019

April 3

National Jessica Shirley Day

Happy National Jessica Shirley Day it’s April 3

by Healthandsocialchick October 16, 2019

April 3

Mushroom Fettuccine, please...

You gave your bitch Kraft Mac & Cheese for her April 3 Birthday & she broke up with you?! Dawg you gotta step up yo game—Mushroom Fettuccini, please.... And cook it next time, bitch!

by anonymous August 11, 2021