opportunity cost

(n.) the benefits and problems of not choosing an option.

You have a choice between buying a car for £30,000 or a motorbike for £18,000.


If you buy the car, the opportunity cost is £12,000 and a motorbike.


If you buy the motorbike and have some money, the opportunity cost is one car.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Unique Opportunity

A deceitful promise of great reward and glory offered to an unfortunate individual to participate in an unpleasant task.

The Unique Opportunity is delivered in such a way as to motivate the individual to see past the cruel and loathsome task ahead.

In most situations, the 'Unique Opportunity' is given by a delegator otherwise known as 'Master'.

The 'Master' is known for his/her dark craft-like ability in deflecting an undesired task to an unforuntate individual in the form of a Unique Opportunity.

Master: Hey David, I have a Unique Opportunity for you! I need you to go downstairs into the cellar and clear up all the rat shit, your efforts will be very much appreciated.

David: (sigh) ok.

by CrazyScouseSteve May 18, 2011

Equal Opportunity Harasser

One who sexually harasses regardless of gender, or sexual identity.

Sophia made sexual jokes at her girl and guy friends because she believed in being an equal opportunity harasser.

by punkinnpuddin April 15, 2019

Equal Opportunity

A guy that will tap broads of any color (EO for short); the opposite of Pussy Racist

MOCO is Equal Opportunity - "All pussies are pink on the inside!"

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Fapportunity

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

by JerkCough February 7, 2012

golden opportunity

an excellent and rare opportunity

This is my golden opportunity to redeem myself.

by Light Joker June 24, 2005

Opportunity Sliced Pizza

a pizza inequitably sliced, usually accidentally, resulting in different sized slices

can be a huge advantage or disadvantage depending on the slices received

also known as opportunity slicing

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm still starving...

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm stuffed...

The pizza man delivered an opportunity sliced pizza so someone is getting shafted.

by mcornett14 October 16, 2009