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applesolesence

the phenomenon of upgrading to a new operating system on the Mac, where all your programs become obsolete or outdated, and you are forced to spend more money than you ever thought to bring your existing programs up to "snuff' to work on the new OS.
"I was so excited about upgrading to the new Leopard until I realized all my other programs which I use daily suffered from applesolesence...bummer!"
by Frank Film January 12, 2008
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applecxder

they just got tricked (applecxder)
by funnyladywoo May 19, 2021
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applemare

Having s dream about your current foodservice job, if you work in corporate restaraunt (root: applebees) (movies: Waiting, Office Space)
I had a applemare last night, the frier was down and Tony called in sick!
by Locell May 22, 2006
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apple core

Hard-core fans of Apple. The ones who will stand in lines winding around the block from an Apple store entrance on the day of a new product release. Or spend hours on a blog in a flame war with equally fucktarded PC zealots defending why the entire world must convert to a Mac.

People, it's a fucking computer.

Apple cores are so named because it's the part of the apple you throw away. Apple cores are trash.
Let's build an electrified cage and put "Apple store" on the front. That way we can get rid of these fucking apple cores once and for all.
by Truthiness_kc March 26, 2009
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Applehole

When the word asshole is just too explicit for the ears of the weary, resort to the toned down version of America's favorite swear.
D77 birthed this puppy
Don't be an applehole.

Don't mind that hater, he's an applehole if I've ever seen one.
by NDubski August 20, 2010
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ass over applecart

When one is hit by something stopping their front side but the rear continues going up and forward causing a roll
When the soldier spray the wild dog with the fire hose it went ass over applecarts
by Charlie's angel December 9, 2016
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Appleworks

The Apple office software suite.
by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003
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