teenage angst whore

This means someone (most likely a teenager) who is very attached to their sadness, and think they are the only person out there who has it bad. They tend to complian and bitch about things they could fix or just get over easier but they are to absorbed in themselves.

Jenny won't come out and play because she is sitting in her basement slitting her wrists and listening to emo music.

by what does it matter? April 12, 2005

Angstheist

A militant and/or unpleasant atheist who actively dedicates time in their life to ridiculing theists. Generally, they are marked by a lack of courtesy and deductive reasoning skills. Other traits include actively identifying themselves as atheists before anyone asks, frequent use of 666 in screen names as bait, and talking about religion more than religious folk.

Prime examples of Angstheists: Richard Dawkins, Bill Meyer, The Amazing Atheist

Commonly misidentified: Carl Sagan, Charles Darwin, Friedrick Niezche

by Pseudonym used as a pseudonym September 5, 2013

angsting

The action of being angsty (anxious, depressed, moody, negatively emotional). Usually practiced by teens.

I spent the afternoon angsting alone in my room.

by Skye September 25, 2004

Angstitentialism

Emotionally charged, pseudointellectual self-centered ramblings and musings about the meaning of life.

"Here's yet another emo kid's angstitentialist blog"

"Please, don't bother me any more with your angstitentialism. I've heard it all a million times before."

by CoMo Norseman November 17, 2006

Angstgiving

The traditional American holiday in November where we dine together with many relatives to remember why we don't live with them.

I am headed to Philadelphia for Angstgiving...I wonder if Uncle Joe will be there, since he got out of rehab.

by gymnasty November 23, 2011

I have Angst!

Do not tell Fawful that. That gives Fawful stress!

"I HAVE ANGST!"
"Do not tell Fawful that. That gives Fawful stress!"
"We are just at the starting. The power of the Dark Star is still sleepy like a dull baby."
"It is taking time for the Dark Star to draw out the power of Princess Peach!"

by the.red.man May 24, 2020

angsturbate

the act of pleasuring yourself in response to dark, intense, emotional stimuli; commonly found in anime fan-fiction communities.

She found intense pleasure knowing that Light fangirls would angsturbate furiously to her dark, intense, Death Note fic.

by talonsage January 14, 2009