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A guy who hates sand and is easily manipulated
Manipulation guy “Now kill him”
Anakin “what?”
Manipulation guy “DEW IT”

Or

Anakin: Hey imma turn to the dark side now, Ight?

Master who’s name rhymes with Toby from: uh nah bro that’s not ok

Anakin: Ok well I’m going to anyway by the way I kinda hate sand

Master who’s name rhymes with Toby from: I have a bad feeling about this but ok, hey also u know im gonna have to take the high ground and let u burn right?

Anakin: Ya I’m fine with it

Master who’s name rhymes with Toby from: O ok
Anakin by Fishybotch August 30, 2020
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Anakin hates sand
Anakin by Hairald Simons February 5, 2022
Poser from Tatooine. No one really cares about Anakin till he turns into the biggest baddest pimp in the galaxy bitch! AKA Darth Vader. Has the ability to force choke and force lift.
Screw Anakin, Vader is where its at.
Anakin by Angus PudGourney July 12, 2005
To Anakin something up:
To absolutely react to situations in a complete melodramatic overreaction that's destructive/dangerous to both yourself and the people closest to you.
Man, don't you dare Anakin this up
NEVER Anakin something up
To negate:
"Anakin, quit your panikin"
Anakin by G3ck0 September 10, 2018
someone who is emo or is acting emo
Whiny male that eventually grows into an angry old man that ends up regrettable and dead in the long run
Someone who acts too big for their britches or acts entitled or if they were born with a silver spoon in their mouth..

In reference to how Hayden Christensen portrayed Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars Episode 1 and 2
He is such an Anakin..

Way to Anakin that situation dude..

He acted so Anakin about it
You all are a bunch of Anakins!!
Anakin by DivaLadyLove November 27, 2010
A very romantic handsome young man . He can put a smile on any girls face, which isn't always a good thing .. Everyone needs an Anakin he is sweet and romantic but cool and fun to be around at the same time. What more could you ask for ?
Anakin by Mrstealyagirl May 14, 2014
A nickname often given to someone so incredibly stupid that these inhuman super powers of stupidity must have been granted by the Sith.
"I call Matt...Anakin, because he's the Darth Vader of stupid".
Anakin by Stunt January 11, 2005