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Anacocka

When a penis, resembles the weight, length, width, and or circumference of an average male anaconda, this excludes pencil dick, chode, even if they meet one of the four units of measurements.

This can also be referred to not just male genetalia, but someone (usually a he) who is a complete, total and utter dick, thus anacocka
Rachel- "oh my god so I was blowing this guy you know, and I was like taking his boxers off and his anacocka hit me in the face! And thats why I have a black eye......"

Emily- " Oh my god thats terrible, was he a dick about it?"

Rachel- "Oh my god Yes, he was an anacocka all around but especially in his boxers girl"
by TheMissPimpALot June 16, 2011
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anada

Anada is a very sweet hearted person and love meeting new people. she’s very shy at first but when warming up can be one of the best people you’ll meet. She loves trying new things and being adventurous. She’s very giving and love to help others out and give advice when needed in her soft and understanding tone.
“Anada always helps me when I’m going threw challenges and need a helping hand.”
by Cassie Amir June 2, 2020
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AnaClara

AnaClara is a smart and beautiful woman she is fashionable and thoughtful. She doesn't take shit from anyone and is an amazing friend she is the therapist friend of the group she is naturally beautiful and untouched, everyone wants her but nobody can have her.
AnaClara is so pretty.
I wish i could look as good as AnaClara
by Yourfavbrazillian<3 September 15, 2022
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black anaconda

adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.
Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."
by Venom_Freja April 25, 2010
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angela anaconda

A Canadian cartoon where the characters are made from actual black and white pictures of people, giving them gray skin which looks weird. The show is about a girl named Angela Anaconda (the characters are humans despite her last name) who in each episode has these weird fantasies about the mean girl at school, her teacher or her two weird older brothers getting injured or killed.
I watched Angela Anaconda today, and that show is so weird. Not to mention Angela’s voice sounds like Mandark after inhaling helium.
by EmmyCat328 January 25, 2020
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Alabama Anaconda

Getting pegged by a dominatrix while she rubs between your nuts.
"When I see my mistress, I always go in for the Alabama Anaconda. I'm always sore, but it's always worth it."
by MagentaMedusa November 19, 2021
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anaal nathrakh

a necro black metal band known for their vitrolic vocals and their destructive guitar parts. a fucking wicked band indeed.

its not very happy music.
cds include "total fucking necro", "the codex necro", "when fire rains down from the sky, mankind shall reap as it has sown", "domine non es dignus" (translates to "lord, you are not worthy")
by niggasense September 16, 2005
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