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ammosexual

A term for someone who feels affection for firearms. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of the gun, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or tactile feel of the gun. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to find and acquire ammunition to feed their firearms, especially at an affordable price.

Ammosexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots who desire the eradication of individual liberty and equality, in favor of either violent mobs, might-makes-right, or tyrant kings.

Fearing violence and protests, most ammosexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Ammosexuals are frequently the target of anti-freedom laws and politicians, and are currently denied many freedoms granted to other minority groups in most nations.
Hey, want to see my new favorite rifle? Her name's Vera.

Are you an ammosexual, too? Do you want to maybe try being range buddies?
by The Metallurgist August 6, 2014
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Amesexual

A sexual attraction to America, made by Markai Cat who ships RusAme. (No offence.)
Person: Im Amesexual.

Brody: What?

Person: I'm Attracted to America!

Brody: ....What-
by August403 February 11, 2021
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Aerisexual

Aerisexual means you are attracted to Aeri Uchinaga from aespa. She is basically a sexuality, and you're gay and head over heels for her ;)
"hey! what's your sexuality?"
"oh, I'm aerisexual"
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Anisexual

A person who is attracted to only anime girls.
"Ah, I forgot Simon is anisexual. He only wants a big tiddy anime goth gf. 2D women if you will."
by agamerfrommemes1 May 16, 2018
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Ammosexual

Someone who gains pleasure from shoving his ammo into the rectum of a firearm and then ejaculating it out the penis end. You will frequently see-men killing trees as targets after briskly stroking their barrel.
"Excuse me Mr gun store owner. Do you have any ammosexual lube?
"Yes, Sir. Butt we call it gun oil here".
by mayfieldenator January 26, 2020
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ammosexual

Andrew said to just at him next time I define ammosexual.
by leiaorgayna June 29, 2022
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anEsexual

Only attracted to Anime or fictional characters.
Person 1: Have you watched The Future Diary?
Person 2: Hell Yeah. Yuno Gasai is the reason I’m anEsexual.
by CrimsonTrigon January 13, 2019
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