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Ambush Paddington

As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.
"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"
by mort March 21, 2005
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name ambush

when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name
Joe: "Hi, Andy. How have you been?"

Andy: "Er...Hi. Good. How about YOU?"

Sarah: "Andy, you've just been name ambushed."
by brand x May 3, 2010
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MSN Ambush

When you sign into MSN messenger and a person who you don't want to talk to starts chatting to you while appearing offline
Jim; oh thank god Tim isn't online, i owe him some money and it's really awkward now.
Tim (appearing offline); Hey man wheres my money! you said you would pay me by now...
--Jim is offline--
Jim; damn he just MSN Ambushed me
by The 456 May 18, 2010
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Turd Ambush

A Turd Ambush is a surprise Turd Assault, since the victim doesn't see it coming.
I felt like I had to take a big crap, but it was just a Turd Ambush.
by WhiteyMcWhitster July 5, 2006
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Randy Ambush

to kick the bathroom door in and ejaculate on your partner while they are defecating
i totally randy ambushed my wife last night
by randongulus August 22, 2011
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Facebook ambush

Lying in wait on Facebook chat until the object of your ambush appears in green, and then immediately sending them a message, commenting on something on their wall or tagging them in a post.
Flaming hot #1: Goddd I can never be on FB chat anymore, that creepshow Mitchell keeps chirping at me
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.
by Brubes July 13, 2011
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ambush horse cock

A term/meme originally coined on The Friend Society Forums. That has spread to other forums.

1. When a pornographic movie unexpectantly becomes a beastiality movie by the introduction of an animal at the point when the viewer is usually fully aroused, often to the disgust and dismay of the viewer.

2. When a male animal is introduced into a pornographic movie, often taking the female actress engaged by complete surprise.

3. When one is viewing a pornographic website and is unexpectedly exposed to questionable or relatively disgusting or unarousing material.

4. Any unexpected boner killing material found in a pornographic movie or website.

The term is used as an expression of surprise and disgust.
I was viewing this porn site once and it was full of really hot girls, then all of a sudden, BAM, ambush horse cock!

That ambush horse cock totally killed my boner!
by tfcdomprice January 3, 2008
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