Amazonian Brush Fire

When a man is having sexual relations with a woman and just before he ejaculates; he pulls out, lights the woman's pubic hair on fire, and then puts the flames out with his semen.

I kept telling my girlfriend to shave her massive bush or I would do something about it. She soon found out the fire extinguishing capabilities of semen as I performed an Amazonian Brush Fire.

by boshizzle13 February 2, 2010

Amazonanunnaki

One who believes that NFL players are gods and who purchases New York Giants merchandise exclusively from amazon.com.

After the N.Y. Giants won that last game, the FedEx belt was packed with merchandise from amazon.com. Shirts, jackets, footballs, posters, trading cards...There are more Amazonanunnaki in this area than I thought. They think that the Giants players are gods. Oh, well. It is job security.

by Aquarian One December 31, 2009

Amazonian MudBall

when a large group of natives capture you, tie you up, and begin so slather mud/poop on your body,(commonly the penial area). after the mud/poop is slathered they bring in the tribe cheif who gives the victim a vigirous Hand Job.

Guy: hey man how was your trip to the Amazon?

Friend: it was great, i met some natives, they gave me a souvenier.

Guy: what was it?

Friend: an Amazonian MudBall!

by apishfiend123 August 10, 2012

Amazonian AirPods

When a man ejaculates in a female's ear canal and lets it drip out.

"I gave my girl the amazonian airpods, she got an ear infection."

by MorganFreeman1996 September 27, 2019

Amazonian pile-driver

The tasteful sexual position where a man is over the edge of a couch or bed on his head. The woman comes over top of him insert his penis inside of her and does a reverse pile driver.

She then exclaimed get on your head bitch mama is about to give you the Amazonian pile-driver (tiny scream of scared arousal)

by Lumber_snac22 October 19, 2023

amazonisha

When you order so much stuff from Amazon in one day, you forget what you ordered on delivery day.

Husband: hey hunky, you have a bunch of amazon boxes on the porch, what did you order?

Wife: uhh...I can't remember? A bag maybe?

Husband: Did you order so much that you have amazonisha?

by WEHSWH January 5, 2023

Amazombie

A shopping personality disorder; A person who relies on Internet shopping sites for all purchases. A person who becomes a shut in waiting for overnight deliveries. A person who never steps into a shopping mall when they know they can order anything online.

"Bob is a total Amazombie, he ordered a mountain bike online."

"Claire is such an Amazombie, she considers the delivery people as her personal shoppers."

by FarFromThinken July 17, 2009