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Why don't you just fucking die already?

No seriously. This is a reference to Breaking Bad season 1 episode 4, when Walter Junior, upset and in turmoil over his father's lung cancer diagnosis, outrages at his farther's hopelessness. His mother, Skyler White, is visibly distraught and in shock. Walter White, his father, is facially ambiguous, but I suggest that he is turned on by the unexpected lash out. The abruptness and out-of-pocketness makes this one of the funniest lines in Breaking Bad, nay, in American television.

The writers could well have ended the entire TV show by having Walter White die right then and there and rolling the credits. In fact, this would have been a totally viable ending to a long-winded story and would have prevented the rise of the crack-addicted, mentally unstable Breaking Bad community. Just imagine a world free from crack-heads yelling "JESSE WAKE UP" in public.

The phrase is most often unintentionally used by rage-quitting gamers; specifically, Minecraft zealots when they have two hearts, no shield, and three skeletons are raping them. The phrase also features in many political debates when the opposition runs out of rebuttals and resorts to crude insults, because, after all, this is the best way to assert yourself in discourse.
*3000-word assignment exists*
Professor: "You already have a lenient 5-day period to complete the short-release assignment. However, given the astounding number of simple extensions, we have decided to provide a 2-day blanket extension."
Students: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"

You: *empty a Vietnamese War amount of bug spray on a cockroach*
Cockroach: *moves*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"

Osama bin Laden: *becomes the most elusive terrorist leader in history*
Americans: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"

Stranger approaching you with a clipboard and optimism: "How do you feel ab-"
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"

*waiter places your food in front of you*
Waiter: "Enjoy!"
You: *accidentally* "You too."
Waiter: *eats your food*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
by bradleysheadissick July 18, 2023
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Aleana

Aleana is a classy bad ass bitch,but is a softly at heart, she cares alot of others although she can make mistakes. She's loud and funny and can be shy to new people, she would always want to be liked by others and wanting to make more friends, she's not all around perfect but she will try her best to make you laugh! She would try to stay with the latest fashions but it's not her self, she would be loyal and a good friend to trust!
I love aleana! She's the best friend u can count on!!
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aleah

A girl who is usually quite shy at first, but once you get to know her, you'll never forget her. She's a really nice person, but if you say or do something she doesn't like, she'll make you think twice about the thing you've said or done.

Aleah's are usually very intelligent, but are too shy to express it.
"a once in a lifetime opportunity". Quiet and shy at first glance, but once you get to know her, she can be quite the cute weirdo.
You best be respectful if you are to find an Aleah.

a) Yo, have you met Aleah?
b) Yeah man, she's an angel-like demon!
c) Isn't she beautiful?
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alearn

alearn; adj.

meaning: Brendon Freis' small penis
mostly used as a derogatory term against someone else, unless you are Pepper.
-"It's not just small. It might as well be alearn."

-"julie: LORENA, YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!
lorena: I AM NOT! YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!"
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Aleea

an amazing girl.
not quite perfect, but a sweet funny girl.
can be quiet but hilarious.
a great friend.
Not quite slim, but not fat either.
pretty, has amazing eyes and good fashion sence
Aleea rocks bitchsss
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Alva

A very beautiful girl with an amazing personality. She has all the qualities a girl needs, perfection, very wild at bed, she is funny, caring, sweet, with an amazing body that will leave you drooling. Girlfriend material. Her ass is perfect and her eyes are gorgeous and so is her face.Everything about her is perfect, she is also a very good friend, very trustworthy. Keeps any secret that is told to her. A very unique girl.
Dude look at her booty!!!
I wish my girlfriend was like an Alva!
by ribbzzzz June 16, 2016
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aleatta

A Smart,beautiful,intelligent girl.A Aleatta always will stand up for her friends.She is a red head and a bookworm.She is very talented and is a great singer.If you’re friends with a Aleatta then your very lucky.keep her close and let her know how great she is!
Aleatta is a wonderful friend to have!
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