1. An instance of sexual intercourse performed in a mountainous region that is usually accompanied by an intense over-bearing shame inflicted on the participants by the conservative views of the society in which they live. It is also usually directly preceded by stream fishing.
You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!
by marcasmedia March 29, 2009
Get the high-altitude fuck mug.Altitudies or altitooties happens when at high altitudes almost everyone has increased flatulency, usually at high altitude mountain towns or ski areas.
by Jimmy Jam June 17, 2004
Get the altitudies or altitooties mug.A disease that prevents MMORPG players from wanting to play their "main" characters, and makes them want to play alternate characters instead.
Phalkor: Hey man, have you seen Kelenya? We need some DPS for this raid.
Darhen: Naw man, he has a serious case of altitus lately...I think he's on his pally.
Darhen: Naw man, he has a serious case of altitus lately...I think he's on his pally.
by Jimmily July 3, 2008
Get the Altitus mug.The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.
by Hbaked28 April 26, 2007
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Get the Altiris mug.Altis Life is a cringe RP game mode on Arma 3 that fat kids play when they want to be a squeaky police officer and are insecure about their current state IRL.
by Jay Feare September 3, 2017
Get the altis life mug.a verb used in soccer when someone shanks the ball over the goal from very close range. In reference to Jozy Altidore's many infamous misses from point-blank range while playing for the U.S. National Team.
by copelandfc August 4, 2011
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