Alkaline Trio

One of the best bands ever.

Phara0h' and ultranonce were too busy fisting each other while listening to gayass black metal to appreciate the sheer greatness of Alkaline Trio.

by alkaline trio owns you all February 29, 2004

alkaline trio

A band that no-one seems to dislike. They are signed to the Vagrant record label.

Jill: I like Alkaline Trio.
Bill: What label are they on?
Jill: Vagrant records

by RyanM January 3, 2004

alkaline trio

one of the greatest bands to ever roam the face of this degenerate earth. and probably one of the most hated as well. alkaline trio will always be around and still hauling ass.

poseur chick: hey! what are you listening to?
Alk3 Fan: Alkaline Trio. You've heard?
poseur chick: Ummm...yeah. those are those 3 dudes i saw on MTV wearing makeup. i think the song was called "waste".
alk3 Fan:(infuriated) the song is "Time To Waste". and yeah i guess they were those dudes wearing makeup.
poseur chick: Yeah! they rock!
Alk3 fan: yes they do.....(mumbles under breath)..DUMBASS.

by mattskiba'sgirl June 12, 2005

Alkaline Trio

What could you say other than "WOW"

Alkaline Trio kicks more ass than a barrel of monkeys

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

Alkaline Trio

One of the greatest bands EVER, my favorite of all time. Fucking kick ass. <br>Their lyrics are total poetry. None of that new emo shit is absolutely in no comparison to them.

"I'm tired of being bored <br>I'm through with the headaches and hiding my hands <br>That tremble like earthquakes <br>Under the table, under the daytime sky, <br>Good fucking bye." <br>-Alkaline Trio, Good Fucking Bye

by 45hl3y. August 3, 2008

Alkaline Trio

A decent band.

Alkaline Trio is a band.

by Kaladbolg June 29, 2003

Alkaline

Earlan Bartley, better known as Alkaline, is a Jamaican Dancehall musician. Dubbed the ‘Youngest Lord’ and as the ‘Man Himself’, Alkaline is a leading figure in his community, country and the genre of Dancehall Music and The Current King Of Dancehall

You Hear How Alkaline Shell Down CT Summer Fest.

You Hear Alkaline New Album Top Prize.

by Dancehall Fan August 9, 2021