agoreaphobia

A horror-house-level fear of speeches by da infamous "snippy Democrat" Albert A.

Considering how repulsive da 45th vice president could be, it's little wonder dat so many folks had agoreaphobia; it's definitely an "inconvenient truth".

by QuacksO October 11, 2023

agoraphobia

fear of Viagra!
It's a sixth sense.

Sam walks into room filled with men
Sam: It feels different in here, is there Viagra?
Brandon: Yes, you have agoraphobia?
Sam: AHHHHHHHH, I'M AGORAPHOBIC!!!!!!!
Sam leaves room because of fear of Viagra.

by Exquanch March 16, 2025

agoraphobia

The fear of Viagra.
It's almost like a sixth sense.

Sam enters room filled with boys.
Sam: Hey guys, it seems a bit off in here, what's going on?
Brandon: Yo we just got Viagra!
Sam: AHHHHHH, I have agoraphobia!!!!!
Brandon: Huh?
Sam sprints out of room frightened

by Exquanch March 17, 2025

Agoraphobia

Agoraphobia; noun. ag· o· ra· pho· bia. extreme or irrational fear of being in situations you can't escape from because life doesn't like you

"why you scared?"
"agoraphobia, dude, life sucks"

by Shulks_is_the_HOLYCOW September 22, 2025