Alfonso

He is a tall, dark skinned chad who's so buff that his dick has a six pack on it. He is aware of what type of effect he puts unto girls. With his responsibility and humility, he stays single to save women

Women: what are your preferences in girls?
Alfonso: men

by Bababoeymenlover November 17, 2021

alfonso

alfonso is the gayest person you well ever meat in yor life when you stare at himm you will cry

alfonso is walking and scares a 40 year old man

by oh ut also is normal December 13, 2018

alfonso soriano

the best baseball player of all time a chicago cub former yankee national and ranger has an all star game mvp

alfonso soriano hits one deep to left its outta here he is a pro baseball player

by soriano January 23, 2009

Alfonso

some guy that's is some place that's eating ass from a man with a small dick

yeah that's Alfonso ass eating ass

by yeah yeah hell yeah March 3, 2022

Alfonso

A vegan boi. Goes to school in Kansas but acts like some vegan from Antarctica. He loves lettuce and sounds like Mickey Mouse before hit puberty.

Alfonso is looking at ice trays for sale on his computer while I'm writing this for some reason cuz he's vegan.

by CoalBoi October 31, 2018

Alfonso

Maranese di merda

Alfonso è un maranese down

by Darkladye November 21, 2021

Alfonso

Afonso is a very sexy human being and if you meet him then he’s the best friend you’ve ever had. All his ex’s are toxic but he’s still better than all of their current and future boyfriends because he’s built like a Greek God.

Alfonso
Girl 1: “is that Afonso?”
Girl 2: “yh he’s sooooooo hottt"

by tigrilloponcho November 22, 2021