Alanna

Alanna is awesome and comedy and she loves to eattttttt

Girl: dangggg she must loveee to eat that's an alanna
Other girl : yassss it issss

by Hehehheheheheheehhe May 28, 2018

Alanna

Definition of A COMPLETE SNACK! She’s attractive in every way and she makes you wanna drop down to your knees and do anything for her. She has a kink for pulling hair and choking. She has an amazing smile and gorgeous long brown hair...

That’s a lie, she’s not a snack, she’s the WHOLE DAMN MEAL!

Damnn, Alanna is such a snack.

by Hungry for a snack October 19, 2017

Alanna

Alanna is a small midget with really huge boobs. In fact they're bigger than the Earth itself. She is very hyper, and loves sour patch kids. She is one of the most outgoing people you will ever meet. She tends to zone out a lot though, so be prepared to repeat what you said a couple of times. She is very book-smart but not quite street-smart. She has hair that grows faster than Rapunzel. She is addicted to facebook, and constantly tries to delete it but usually re-opens it within a few days. She isn't like most slutty teenagers because she doesn't care what people think about her. She doesn't go out of her way to impress people. She does what she wants, and says what she wants. In conclusion Alannas are the shit. And you should meet one. :D

Girl- There was just an Earthquake in Cali
Girl- Bro, I didn't know Alanna's Boobs took a trip to California.

by linachannelle August 22, 2011

Alanna

Alanna's are by far the best person you will ever meet. They have long, beautiful , blond hair and gorgeous eyes that change from one color to another. She is totally hot and most guys want her but don’t have the courage to ask her out!! She is usually in the popular squad being the it girl . But don’t take that against her, she is still sweet, kind, funny, smart, and bright and before you meet her shy!! Alannas are very hard to find so if you meet one, don’t loose her! They are loyal till the end no matter how many fights you have, she’s always there to lend you a pencil :) they don’t care what gender they date as long as they are loving a sweet, she’ll be there for you ;) so be smart and find yourself an alanna

Dude 1 “ man, look at her she’s so hot, she must be an alanna

Dude 2 “ my mouth is drooling!

Girl 1 “ she’s so kind! Must be an alanna

by Sunshine and turtles May 18, 2019

Alanna

The fittest girl you will ever come across. She is smart, kind, beautiful, intelligent and an amazing girlfriend. She has the biggest heart and the sweetest smile. She always surrounds herself with the greatest people of all so if u are blessed with the presence of an Alanna you should be entirely grateful. She is also amazing in bed and could drive any boy crazy.

“Wow she’s gorgeous”
“Oh Ye dude I know, that’s Alanna”
“I knew she was just by her beauty”

by Edith McAllister August 30, 2018

Alanna

The feeling you get when someone hits the G-spot. Gasping in ecstasy.

Megan: "Hey! How was last night with David?"

Daniella: "OMG it was like WOW! He made me Alanna!"

Megan: "You are so lucky"

by LOTUS72YY March 27, 2010

Alanna

Not superstitious, but a little stitious. SUPER KIND. A tiny little cinnamon roll. BIGGEST HAMILFAN ON EARTH. People pleaser. DEFINITELY a Persephone.

Person 1: Who’s that? She looks like a Persephone.
Person 2: Oh! That’s just Alanna!

by Catherine Howard September 22, 2022