Alanis Morissette

The greatest female singer ever!!!

I like the way Alanis morissette plays the harmonica and sings.

by 3plus3equal6 August 7, 2007

Alanis Morissette

to suddenly change from happy-go-lucky and cheerful to moody and angst ridden. Often as a result of a breakup (such as Alanis Morisettes's with Dave Coulier)

Megan: NO, I don't want to go to the mall! I can't believe that stupid ass cheated on me. I don't think I'm ever going to be the same. I'm going to sit in my room and listen to angst-ridden music.

by truthhh September 6, 2005

Alanis Morissette

An amazing pop-rock singer, who is most well-known for her chart-topping album called Jagged Little Pill.

Alanis Morissette is amazing.

by wingkon December 8, 2009

alanise

Alanise is a cute girl, even though she dosen’t like what you like, she will try to stay on topic. She will always make you smile. She might be complicated sometimes but later she will explain why.

Hi
Bro my alanise is so cool

by : Damn my Sister alanise,cool March 11, 2018

Dirty Alanis

When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process

Me and my girl are going to try dirty Alanis tonight

by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022

Alanis Morissette

A canadian dancer who later became a singer and an actress who is totaly bitchen!

Alanis Morissette kicks canadian ass!

by LClaire August 27, 2005

Alanis

A girl that likes getting slapped on the ass by short blonde guys. Probably has a minion fetish and probably speaks some foreign language. An illegal immigrant. Hella fun to be around though and lowkey a goddess, even though she can be creepy sometimes

Person 1: "Oh do you see that girl, Alanis?"
Person 2: "Yeah she needs to stop sucking off that yellow little Steve minion man"

by iheartpoachedeggs September 2, 2019