Alabama Hot Pocket 

The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.

In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.

Sorry Dave, I can't come to the pub tonight, me and the wife are having an ALABAMA HOT POCKET to celebrate my promotion at work.

Alabama Hot Pocket by Tess Buehler June 5, 2018

Alabama Hot Pocket 

The act of dropping a deuce in a wide open pussy to provide lube for a session of dirty kinky fucking.

That Amy Bradford is such a dirty sloot, the Alabama Hot Pocket replaces her KY Jelly...and surprisingly, her pussy smells better afterwards.

Alabama Hot Pocket by woodythecanoer May 14, 2019

Alabama hot pocket 

when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm

Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.

Alabama hot pocket by Christian Steele December 9, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket 

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket it feels more like a science than an art. There's just no passion.

Alabama Hot Pocket by 约翰尼 July 27, 2016

Alabama Hot Pocket 

A totaly kick ass punk band that thrives entirerly off pabst, horse fetuses, and indian soul gems

Did you hear the news? Alabama Hot Pocket is in town

Alabama Hot Pocket by kevinhasahugeasswang May 22, 2007

Alabama Hot Pocket 

When I man poops in the vagina then fucks it.

Him: "Damn Girl, your pussy smells like shit!

Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.

Alabama Hot Pocket by morgzytsucks July 12, 2021

alabama hot pocket 

The practice of wearing two condoms at the same time with a layer of "Deep Heat", Chilli Paste or other such irritant between the two layers. Used whilst having sex with somebody of questionable sexual hygiene to the end that there will be an early warning if the first condom splits.

Good job I used the alabama hot pocket whilst porkin that blue waffle, she screamed like a banshee when the first one went

alabama hot pocket by Gobzzzie January 11, 2015