Alabama Hot Pocket

The act in which a male or female splits their partners vagina lips and proceeds to take a shat inside.

In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips

Gavin split Ryan's vagina lips and alabama hot pocketed it. and they both enjoyed it.

by Donburey November 4, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with her

Boy I’m reading for her to take my Alabama hot pocket

by Bigdaddy69420694206942069420 May 13, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.

Jason gave Tak an Alabama Hot Pocket and it took her 3 weeks to clean it out.

by Cheatachu655 January 11, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket

When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.

"What's that smell?"

"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."

by Dmitri B December 3, 2006

Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.

Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

alabama hot-pocket

the act of taking a shit in a womans pussy and then fucking it.

The poor bitch was hungry so i whipped her up an Alabama Hot-Pocket!

by Eddie123456 October 26, 2007

Alabama hot pocket

A hot pocket from Alabama.

“I want an Alabama hot pocket.”

by CallMeMrCrabs August 13, 2021