Akward Tent

When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"

Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.

Dude: ugh......ok

Chick: What is that?

Dude: um, akward tent

by notamorningperson June 25, 2009

awktarded

an adjective used to describe someone who is awkward almost to the point of being retarded

I dumped him when I realized how awktarded he was.

by eyeseegee October 31, 2010

akward salmon

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.

My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.

by Theboss88 May 2, 2016

Atard

1. A person who creates the illusion of being clever but is actually full of shit; an idiot disguised as an intellect
2. Someone who gets As in school but lacks common sense or is unbelievably slow in other matters
3. Euphemism for calling someone a retard; someone who clearly isn't retarded but also clearly not of normal intelligence

Mel: I did not believe in atards until I met Jennifer
Joe: Yeah, I see what you mean...

*2 minutes until submission time*
Christina: OMG it won't let me upload the assignment !!!
Kate: How about closing the file first, you atard
Christina: Phew

"Anti-vaxxers are all atards"

by jimmyissmart May 20, 2017

Artard

An artard is basically a retard but more fun to say . Try it it’s so fun to say. Artard is a word that is rude to call people but is the funnest thing to say so I would advise calling all of your friends it and telling all of them to say it because it’s super fun

An artard is basically a retard but more fun to say . Try it it’s so fun to say. Artard is a word that is rude to call people but is the funnest thing to say so I would advise calling all of your friends it and telling all of them to say it because it’s super fun

by Duahfjsufjajdhsud March 23, 2019

altardation

To assume the limited mental capabilities of one, Alan Edwards.

That guy just ate his own feces and giggled, that's some serious altardation right there.

by surfbytes December 3, 2020

altarded

To suffer from altardation.

That idiot chewing on his own toenails is super altarded.

by surfbytes December 3, 2020