Nobody Asked

Hermione Granger

Oh my god Hermione Shut Up, nobody asked

by EverythingHP June 5, 2020

rat arsed

Intoxicated by licquor. Extremely drunk.

I got absolutely rat arsed last night and tried to shag my neighbours cat...

by Arse Rat February 22, 2003

No questions asked

When you urgently call a friend and ask them to do something for you. no matter how crazy and or weird the situation you're in is, they cannot ask any questions about it.

Mitch: (calling Carl) Carl! I'm under the dumpster at the corner where that autistic hooker sets up shop. I need you to be here in 15 minutes with 3 gluesticks, a leotard and 4 hockey pucks.

Carl: What are you talking about? What the hell is going on??
Mitch: No questions asked!
Carl: Alright fine, I'll be there soon.

by Aliza Lerner November 5, 2013

half-assed

Doing an activity only partly, or without one's whole self involved; doing something without caring, or without putting anything into it.

I do my homework half-assed because I don't like the course.

by KaBookie August 28, 2003

Assedema

A large derriere caused by, or due to having the appearance of, swelling in the buttocks.

"Do these Jeans make me look like I have Assedema?"

by MJinMaine July 3, 2009

absed

absed is a state of drunkenness that involves weirdly staring at your phone and holding it like a crab

Oh look, he's gotten himself absed.

by The Danny O June 11, 2020

Who asked?

I asked… it was me all along

Chad: Bro you weren’t helping me

Fortnite Kid: Who?

Chad: You!

Fortnite Kid: Asked?

Intelligent man: I asked.. If you were thinking Who Asked? It was me.

by • Intelligent Man • May 23, 2022