Aisle 9

The point where a person has a great loss of mental and motor skills due to consuming copious amounts of drugs. Aisle 9 is the place where feral folk reside.

"I am so fucked up," says Hi-Meh. Temmy resoundingly concurred and stated, "Aisle 9 has arrived!!" To which Hi-Meh replied, "I'm fucking rollin'. But that's to be expected when we are on day 2 listening to Victor Calderone and you SNOML'd the shit outta me."

by Hi-Meh April 9, 2012

Aisle 16

Seb is a bad manager

‘He’s being a real aisle 16 ain’t he?’

‘I wish he didn’t manage the store.’

by Heidicnw suriwkxc August 26, 2020

Aisle 69

An aisle in a store/supermarket which contains only or predominately tampons, condoms, and/or sexual pleasure items.

Customer: "I need some condoms where are they kept?"
Employee: "Over on Aisle 69 right by the Pharmacy"

by JapanTobi March 30, 2015

Aisle of Shame

A humorous reference to the center aisle of Aldi grocery store, which features merchandise which changes from week to week.

Went to Aldi for a loaf of bread, bought a 4-man tent and a trumpet from the Aisle of Shame.

by Bituul Zman February 8, 2020

Aisle Hitler

The person who scolds others for going the wrong direction in store aisles.

The old lady snapped "Stop! You're going the wrong way. This is a one way aisle!" I replied "Aisle Hitler".

by Bo Jun May 31, 2020

Aisle seat

The worst seat in the cinema reserved for the lanky or infirm

Dave booked us aisle seats again

by Frank N Stein October 29, 2020

aisle donkey

An old hag of a flight attendant...

I wish that aisle donkey would hurry up with my coffee. -said every pilot

by lil_satan December 13, 2014