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Air Strike 

Air Strike

1. Internet terminology.
One step up from man the harpoons.
Used when a fat chick (usually referred to as a whale) posts her picture.
If the woman is large enough, one can step the strike up to a new level: Nuclear Strike, MOAB, FOAB or other Thermobaric weapon.
Also has part of it's meaning shared with the military definition.
If you believe you are funny enough, you may apply the term in real life where you may see many fat chicks or in other real life situations.

2. Military terminology
A military strike delivered by the Air Force.
Target is usually a suspected or confirmed enemy ground position.
Or in the case of definition 1. A fat chick too large for the harpoons.
Delivery of the strike is usually from aircraft such as bombers, ground attack aircraft, strike fighters or helicopters.
Weapons used during a strike can range from machine gun fire to missiles to bombs.
Air Strikes are sometimes initiated in strategic bombings, but the term generally refers to tactical intervention by airpower on the battlefield.
If necessary (eg: degree of military situation or the woman in definition 1. is exceedingly obese) an Air Strike can be followed up by an artillery, infantry or armour assault.
1.

A: Whoa! Get a load of that fucking whale man!!!1
B: Fuck me! MAN THE HARPOONS!
A: Screw the harpoons dawg, I'm calling in an Air Strike
B: Good call mang, that B2 Spirit will make short work of that fat bitch!

2.
e.g 1. As in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-14's got good aim...
Major Lennox: ...why?
USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke...

Lennox proceeds to facepalm upon realizing they are virtually stood on the orange smoke as Epps makes an excuse about it being a bad throw, when in reality he throws like a girl.

e.g 2.
Operator: Enemy position verified
Field Marshal: Call in the A-10's, it's time to light em up
Air Strike by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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Airstrip 

A: Hey, check out that airstrip.

B: Woah, those are real flat!
Airstrip by Kngkp October 19, 2010

AirStrafe 

Counter-Strike Term.
The ability to harnest the air-acceleration to gain speed using the "Airstrafe" method.
If you play Counter-Strike Source. You may find some people in low gravity levels fly with ease. That's an example of someone that uses an 'airstrafe' method.
AirStrafe by Cameron Beattie October 1, 2006

Airstrument 

The act of playing an instrument in the air such as the air guitar, air trumpet, air flute, air drums or any other instrument you desire.
Dave airstrumented to the journey song the other night.
Airstrument by Tizzette April 24, 2013

Air Strike 

Slang terminology for when a someone fills all ten contact spots for a text message with the same person, so the message is received ten times over by that person. Then the sender often sends the whole message again, resulting by the end hundreds of repeat messages on someone's phone. If the recipient's phone is on vibrate it is even more obnoxious.
"My phone won't stopped buzzing, Brian air striked me!"
Air Strike by xenophiatic April 11, 2010

Airstrip One 

Name in 1984 for Great Britain, now acknowledged as increasingly accurate as Britain approaches and surpasses the goals of INGSOC. Oceania was always at war with Eastasia. Airstrip One is a managerial state within what was formerly the Anglosphere, now known as Oceania, where everything is within the state, nothing against the state, and nothing is outside the state.
Greetings, another fantastic day in Airstrip One.
Airstrip One by Doge 2.0 October 9, 2021

Air Strike 

The act of Person A ejaculating onto Person B from an aerial position
Marcus performed an Air Strike by leaping high into the air and releasing his load upon the unsuspecting boy's face.
Air Strike by Psychic Octopus June 20, 2011