Strategic Absence

Noun

When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school

Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass

by dachyr May 2, 2010

Arsenii

The Russian Machine. The most badass caring guy you'll ever fucking meet. Super smart dude who will always be willing to put your own needs before his, as well as help you with your homework before his is done.

Whos that kid in BIO whos fuckin lit?
oh yeah, thats Arsenii.

by fucker53493 October 22, 2018

Absenteecrown3

Professional minecraft controller player
Very popular for being good on 60fps

Omg its absenteecrown3. He is so hard to beat at minecraft

by LemonTurtle4 March 13, 2021

Arseny

A hot af dude who is most likely Russian or slavic in general , aswell most likely a very good looking multilingal genius with good accent and beautiful voice that is friendly , he may slightly be an introvert and nost people with that name may be bookworms but can be dangerous in a way in case theure abgry seeing their cleverness , and people easily fall for the owner of this name but yet he is loyal for his partner , and for sure amazing at bed ;)

Person 1: i wonder what that guy's name
Person 2: thats an arseny for sure

by GreekAnonymus June 12, 2018

arsen

Simply the best of the best in everything. Can be use like a adjective.

Omg..! You are such an Arsen. (kinda because no one can be as cool as him)

by arsen-san February 18, 2021

arsenalfantv

A Youtube channel where rival fans come to chill after Arsenal has suffered a humiliating defeat.

Person 1: Arsenal 2 nil down to Watford at home :D
Person 2: fam, Arsenalfantv will be lit tonight.
Person 1: Arsenalfantv and chill, blud.

by Skillzer February 10, 2017

AdSense

A division of Google, and nothing else but a bunch of thieves. They offer to advertise on your site, and give you a share of mulah, letting your money build up. Then at the apex of your financial glory, they disable your account and "refund your money to the affected advertisers." AKA, you get jewed. Typically, they send you an e-mail with a bullshit reason saying your account is generating a risk of invalid activity, which may "financially hurt" advertisers (as though it will even scratch their surfaces). Google even has the nerve to say "thank you for your patience and understanding". Users are typically offered appeal forms, however, at the risk of not getting reinstated (or reinstated, then cancelled again) it isn't usually worth it.

Some people who have been shut down by AdSense have lost upwards of $3,000. Don't believe me? Then Google NCC Archives 219 and see what these happy people had to say.

by IsraelHands09 November 30, 2011