agricultured

Its totally a thing.

"Is agricultured a word?"
"Hell yeah it is!"

by totallynotagricultured November 10, 2016

Chicago agriculture high school

A school full of weird bitches drug addicts and mentally Ill teenagers and all they talk about is sex.

This school is worse than Chicago agriculture high schools football team

by Bad bitch avenue November 4, 2021

Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.

Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.

by ttarler June 18, 2011

agricultural american

An individual working in the agricultural/livestock industry, such as a farmer or rancher; the offspring/immediate family of such; a politically-correct term for 'redneck'.

Dude 1: Damn, son, that new girlfriend of yours really likes diesel trucks, eh?

Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American

by FriendOrFlake April 2, 2017

Aggraculture

Te study of being aggravated; study of the emotion of feeling aggravated.

"What are you majoring in?"
"Oh, I'm majoring on Aggraculture!"

by Doggos2232 September 11, 2018

agricultural land reserve

When someone leaves your organization and your actions reflect that person's departure, generally in a negative manner.

When Wayne went to work in a different job, his co-workers started acting agricultural land reserve.

by Jaden 41 August 3, 2020

agarculture

Da study and implementation of commercial plankton-growing.

I enrolled in an ocean-themed college, and studied agarculture and algaebra.

by QuacksO February 13, 2021