aggroculture
aggroculture by Dave Mack S December 9, 2008
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agriculture
An industry that feeds all the whiny and snoby liberal arts and engineering majors. We have more job security than everybody else because people will always need to eat and wear clothes. We drink all other majors under the table, and then wake them up for shots. Agriculturalists actually have time for a social life and still get up in the morning to feed your steak before it goes to slaughter.
Agriculture is what feeds you.
agriculture by Some Agriculture major April 15, 2006
agriculture
the art of working 400 hours/month without pay while having to put up with all the whining of the people you are trying to feed who think you are poisoning them..
agriculture by dat boi Peter May 12, 2018
Agriculture and Science Early College
ASEC is also known as Gaysec, a school filled with an extremely diverse group of students that are stressed to the point of mental breakdowns every week and being sleep deprived. With a few decent teachers makes this school bearable, until you get to the college classes. This place is wild.
“Dang did you see the bags under her eyes?”
“yeah bro she goes to the Agriculture and Science Early College”
“yeah bro she goes to the Agriculture and Science Early College”
Agriculture and Science Early College by anon24601 November 6, 2019
agriculture
When you're looking for something to major in.... Um... agriculture is a wide open field..... LITERALLY!
agriculture by flipswirl August 1, 2007
Angryculture
Noun. The science or practice of making intentional, inflammatory, misleading, untrue, and unsubstantiated statements, with the sole purpose to rile people up and make others frustrated, angry.
The current administration is testing all norms and limits using angryculture as its main communication method.
Angryculture by Bernhard Brahms November 22, 2020
Agriculture
A process involving a man and a women. Taking feces from the female, you smear it on her pubic region in hopes of fertilizing "grass" but what will you use to plow? Your teeth of course. If successfully grown, you can use slash and burn cropping to reap your rewards by burning the hair off. Put you seasons supply in a safe place, like a vagina.
Agriculture by The Herb and company September 17, 2004
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