algaebra

A bra made of algae, a slippery plant that lives in the ocean.
Used mainly by mermaids.

Mermaid 1:My algaebra is a C cup.
Mermaid 2:I don't have an algaebra on!

by braexpert May 15, 2008

algaebra

1. An upper-torso bathing-suit garment made from seaweed.
2. The mathematical study of plankton and other microscopic aquatic plant life.

Bored middle-school student: I still am at a loss to know why we hafta learn about that bleepin' algaebra crap --- what on earth does that have to do with anything we're likely to encounter during a normal lifetime?!??

by QuacksO March 21, 2017

fuck algebra

You're probably doing your algebra homework right now at 11 pm when you should be asleep, fuck algebra.

Nah it's cool, I'll leave it off until tonight......FUCK IT'S 11 PM, fuck algebra..

by algebrasucksballs November 11, 2013

algebra

also known as mindfuck

kid:mom I had algebra today
mom: WTF, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE SON!

by beany16 September 5, 2011

Algebraic Anxiety

The helpless, panicky feeling one experiences when completely and utterly clueless in algebra class.

I had a bad case of Algebraic Anxiety yesterday while learning how to factor polynomials.

by RAWSTUNMEATLER April 16, 2010

algebra

An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I don't know how because I have not mastered the dark magic of algebra yet, nor do I intend to. Teachers try to teach you formulas to learn the magic, but half the time it would only take a true sorcerer to know what's going on.

Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying fractions. Simplify the following problem:
10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x

Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*

by iduncurr May 21, 2009

Algebra

An evil organization whose business philosophy is the following:

To collect questions of ordinary people and distribute them to every educational institution in the world, so that students of any intellect level can try to solve them for the lazy fucks who can't solve their own fucking problems.

Algebra question: Catarina and Tom want to buy a rug for a room that is 14 by 20 feet. They want to leave an even strip of flooring uncovered around the edges of the room. How wide a strip will they have if they buy a rug with an area of 216 square feet?

Student Answer: Why the fuck should I solve a problem for Catarina and Tom!? What the fuck have they ever done for me!?! I don't give a shit about their rug dilemma!!! Lazy fuckers!

by MarbleRyeOne December 11, 2010