algaebra

A bra made of algae, a slippery plant that lives in the ocean.
Used mainly by mermaids.

Mermaid 1:My algaebra is a C cup.
Mermaid 2:I don't have an algaebra on!

by braexpert May 15, 2008

algaebra

1. An upper-torso bathing-suit garment made from seaweed.
2. The mathematical study of plankton and other microscopic aquatic plant life.

Bored middle-school student: I still am at a loss to know why we hafta learn about that bleepin' algaebra crap --- what on earth does that have to do with anything we're likely to encounter during a normal lifetime?!??

by QuacksO March 22, 2017