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Utica Aftershave

When someone emits a combination of strong unpleasant odors it can be said that they are wearing Utica aftershave. While these unpleasant odors can vary from person to person, there are chief odors that remain consistent: stale or wet tobacco, alcohol, body odors such as flatulents and sweat and dirty clothes are often trademarks of the "Utica aftershave" aroma. Despite its overt references to the pejoritave, the term often implies fraternal bonding and serves as a reflection of irony all Uticans possess. Utica is often lambasted as the most undesirable city in New York state, and Uticans who are well aware of their inferior status have learned to turn the art of self-deprecation into a form of indirect pride (when they put themselves down it is as if they are saying, "We know we are a sorry lot, but if we excel at anything it's at being a sorry lot").
friend #1: Man, I'm ready to go find some chicks today.
friend #2: Yeah, I can tell you're ready for some action. You got your new shoes on and you're wearing that Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Man, screw you!
friend #1: Dang! You stink.
friend #2: Man, screw you!

friend #1: Man, I stink today. I'm wearing my Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Me too. I didn't wear deodorant so I guess I'm wearing Utica aftershave too.
friend #1: We should distill this odor somehow and market it as Utica aftershave. I bet we could make a million dollars.
friend #2: They would have to sell it in the bad hygiene department.
by Jamallerian October 13, 2007
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aftershave

The act of ejaculating into your hand then smacking the person you just got done having sex with across the face with the ejaculate-filled hand, as though you were in an aftershave commercial.
She said she wanted my cum on her face, so I gave her the aftershave.
by go_lanche May 22, 2006
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Aftershave Shooters

Everybody needs a shooter that's why they make aftershave in so many colours. No other easier way to buy alcohol.
Why do they make aftershave in so many colours? So the poor(homeless) can have aftershave shooters.
by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010
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Aftershock

Bong terminology. The residual smoke in the bong and it's piping after toking the main hit. Usually, your lungs are too full to take in the aftershock. Checking the density of smoke in the aftershock is a good way to see how good your hit was, but that is pointless.
by machowoman December 19, 2008
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the pussy aftershock

a most severe camel toe...

the indentation that extends upwards from the vaginal area that can be seen through a females trousers. in general, the "aftershock's" measure via a thick trouser material (I.E. JEANS) that creates a more visible and deeper indentation denotes a more gratuitous pussy size.

the pussy itself can be described as a severe earthquake in this instance and the severe camel toe is the aftershock. thus the aftermath is the aftershock created in the pants of the great big pussy.
"that girls pussy must be hella big, the pussy aftershock goes all the way up to her belly button"
by the Ben2k February 22, 2008
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California Aftershock

a girl is on all fours and you cum in her butthole. then she stays the same way while you lie under her with your mouth open. you the grab her butt cheeks and shake her butt until your cum exits her ass and falls/slides into your mouth.
Dude that girl was a freak and asked me to do a California Aftershock. ass
by LybtheTerrible February 20, 2011
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afterisk

(noun) - the text message one sends to provide corrected spelling for a typo in a previously sent text.
Paul (texting): Hey what time are you going to the pasty?
Paul (texting the afterisk): *party
by YankeeJew September 9, 2016
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