acorn penis

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

by Magic M December 17, 2006

Acres Homes

a wooded inner-city community in northwest Houston, Texas originally subdivided into large lots sold by the acre, hence the name "Acres Homes" and marketed to African Americans as a suburban area not far from the city.

Paul Wall & Chamillionaire have been known to represent Acres Homes.

by hialot December 6, 2006

extremely adept matter accreter

A very obese person; a cheese hog. A respectful term, as some people believe that the more matter you can make part of yourself, the better off you are. Originated on "Buffalo This" (buffalothis.blogspot.com) in the "Respect for the cheese hogs" article.

*Ding dong!*
Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"
Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."
Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"
*earth rumbles*
Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)
Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"
Tim: "Not cool, man."
Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"
Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."

by Nicholas D September 25, 2008

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".

"as the actress said to the bishop"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

acare

acare, adj.

To be in a state of Caring regarding a Thing, neither of which are desirable.

I am real mad and also acare.

by nonthing December 2, 2011

actorexia

When actors in movies and television don't actually eat, even though they may look like they are.

The breakfast table of a sitcom is often loaded with actorexia.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 May 11, 2009

adore

To think about somebody and realize that, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses are, the only thing that REALLY matters is that overwhelming feeling of happiness they bring to your life.

Any explanation beyond that is just sugar.

I adore you, glucose-breath.

by JLD July 21, 2006