assmonkey

A gigantic monkey with one asscrack running down its face.

canadianslook like sideways assmonkeys.Also, Eric

by NickTheBitch December 10, 2004

assmonkey

Legendary computer gamer with no homosexual tendencies whatsoever. Assmonkey is said to be invincible and is feared like no other in the computer gaming world.

Oh hell, Assmonkey is playing! Lets go play battlefield instead.

by Bob~N~Donnie December 13, 2008

assmonkey

A man who either appears to be gay, or is pissing you off so much you think he is homosexual in nature.

Step off my koolaid you assmonkey, this is my bitch.

by Mattmangold469 March 3, 2004

assmonkey

A person who is hyper, by nature, much like a monkey and usually enjoys making an ass out of themselves for the enjoyment of others.

That girl was so drunk at the party, she acted like an assmonkey when she danced on the table with her shirt tied around her head.

by Lesberita June 24, 2008

Assmonkey

A drunk friend who grabs your ass

"when jason drinks, my ass isn't safe around that assmonkey!"

by avaquato January 15, 2004

Assmonkeys

A common expression of surprise. Also an adjective to describe how a day went, or what a person looks like. It can also be a monkey found sitting upon an ass.

"How was your day"
"Assmonkey"

or

"HOLY ASSMONKEYS!"

or

When at the zoo, "Mommy, mommy! Come look at this assmonkey!"

by AndTheOxenRanFree February 22, 2011

amonkey

Has a huge dick.
Has a huge penis.
Has a fucking huge wang.
Say it the way you want, it all means the same.

This guy is amonkey

by Risk895 August 6, 2011