abilation

the material that is left behind when something sticky is removed from a surface.

When my son removed the sticker from the wall, he pointed to the stuff that remained on the wall and said, "Look Dad, an abilation."

by Jon Gould April 21, 2006

Abjuration

The art of magic involving the banishing or protection against creatures not from the world you are on. Usually defensive in nature. Also, you have to be a nerd to really get this. Go figure.

Person A: Quick, cast an abjuration spell!
Person B: I can't; I'm a conjurer.

by deathinacan December 10, 2013

Acubulation

Acubulation is the highly frustrating phenomenon that occurs when a waiter or waitress refills your glass several times, until the entire glass contains so much ice that it is impossible to drink. The word comes from "cube" as in ice cube, and Accumulation, a verb that explains why this happens.

After 15 refills, Tim's class had acubulated so much ice that he gave up trying to drink from it.

Each refill of Mike's glass had less water than before, due to the acubulation of ice in his glass.

by RoflKopter1337 April 26, 2012

Aducation

Ad.jew.cay.shun

An education derived from TV, Magazine, and Bill Board advertisements.

I think the most important thing for Americas' future is the aducation of its youth.

by Gr33nlungz June 26, 2008

vabulation

When two psychopaths drink out of the same non-existant straw while believing they are in a 1950's malt shop while listening to live Ella Fitzgerald.

Za are in an amazing fit of vabulation un tu xstacee!

by Donald Mandalena April 9, 2007

ablution facilities

A place where one goes to excrete human waste.

I require the use of ablution facilities.

by Oil Slick October 6, 2005

Alculation

The mathematic calculations that alcoholics do on their way to the liquor store.

I have to alculate how much I can get for $5
By my alculations I need X ounces to get drunk and I have Y at home so I need Z ounces. Can I afford that?

by munson25 October 9, 2011