AdSense

An ageist monopoly advertising program. They are one of the only advertising programs that explicitly require the user to be over the age of 18, like many other services from Google. It is not known why, but even with this they are still a monopoly. They control about 80-90% of the internet advertising industry. If you dont believe me go and check. Using this service means you support ageist monopolies destroying the world. You are a sick sick person. Remember, there are always non ageist, non monopolistic options available from other companies.

Person 1: Google Adsense is literally destroying the world. I cant believe anyone would use them.

Person 2: Neither can I.

by God Hates Google December 30, 2008

Absence of the Sun

A Portland, ME based metal band that is a perfect blend of european and american metal to create "global metal". Their songs are heavy, aggressive, and melodic at the same time. With raging guitar solo's and the most catchy vocal hooks around. If you are a fan of Killswitch Engage, All That Remains, In Flames or Children of Bodom...this is the band for you!

Hey James, I fuckin' just bought the new Absence of the Sun cd at Hot Topic!

by thetensionburning January 7, 2009

under your absence

THE BEST band ever! and they're hot too!

"wow ... have you heard Under Your Absence's latest song?"
"Yeah ... they fricken rock!"

by prettypunkfan12 January 28, 2004

absenteeism

Absenteeism means remaining absent for the work which has been designated to an employee.

If Labour is given the work to paint the wall, he remain absent and the work is pending, the wall might be painted by some one else. The labour here is involving Absenteeism by not attending to paint the wall.

by Ajay.S August 23, 2006

AdSense

Google AdSense is an advertisement serving program run by Google. Website owners can enroll in this program to enable text, image, and more recently, video advertisements on their websites. These advertisements are administered by Google and generate revenue on either a per-click or per-thousand-impressions basis. Google is also currently beta-testing a cost-per-action based service.

-I've made lots of money with my website using Google's AdSense..

by Lich August 27, 2008

Absence Patheticism

When you spend the first 3 seconds of any conversation not knowing what is going on.

Sorry it took a while to respond, I suffer with extreme Absence Patheticism at times.

by MimiWit August 25, 2017

absenteecrown3

Absenteecrown3 is a professional and well known on minecraft as best controller player. He also is very good at move.

Absenteecrown3 is a really good player on minecraft.

by LemonTurtle4 March 13, 2021