absailing

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff

The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

absalom

Honourfull society of internet gamers.
They took utopiaa game beyond the usual level and through strength, honour and silence they archieved goals out of the ordinary. Fair gameplay, tireless effort and endurance made the name of the society a legend.

Hey they raped you?
No they are Absalom they don't do that.
Could I ask for a cease fire?
Yes they are absalom they will listen.
Was it a one in one war?
Of course, they were absalom

by Doran_nl September 4, 2004

absacee

a dumb bitch who creates new words just cuz they sound cool

Don't talk to her. She's an absacee and will offend you using words you don't even know.

by bitchari May 18, 2021

Absar

Absar is a relatable, hot, funny individual who is always the one to make jokes to make his friends laugh. When absar is expected to do a task, he states he’s completed the task, but really he hasnt even started it. He is constantly cutting corners when coming to things to do his to-do list. He’s always the late one in the group, fuck knows what he’s doing to make himself late.

Friend: “Bro this party is wildin’ where you at?”
Absar: “Aha no way dude, i’m legit 2 mins away”
* 1 hour later *
Absar: “Ayt let’s get ready to go to this party”

by Illianah November 22, 2021

absapositively

A combination of absolutely and positively. To create a more truthful word.

Person 1: "I think you're weird."
Person 2: "I absapositively think you're weird too."

by galenasmart March 1, 2010

absana

Absana describes a "lan pro" who hacks blatantly online.

This term developed in the Australian E-Sports Scene and was named after "Absana", a keen counter-strike player.

This word can also mean "fag" and "shitcunt"

Fuckin Absana's everywhere on this server today
WTF THIS TEAM IS FULL OF ABSANA'S!!!
WTB Absana for my CS team, PST
LOL@TEH ABSANAS

by Teh terminator July 9, 2007

Absalutist

A Gay guy who REALLY gets off on another guy's sixpack.

While I worked out at the gym, an ABSALUTIST just couldn't take his eyes off me.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012