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Cook a bitch

To have sex.

Also known as:
Baking that ass, grilling a hoe, tossing your salad up in that junk.
1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."

2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"
by He himself. July 29, 2009
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Paybacks a bitch!

When a person wrongs you and its time for them to get a taste of their own medicine !
Dave-Why you so happy today?

Jim-I got back at my neighbor for letting his dog shit in my yard for years,I took all the dog shit from the winter and put it in a bag put it on his porch lit it on fire rang the bell and watched him stomping it out in his socks getting shit everywhere It was AWESOME!

Dave-Paybacks a bitch!
by troubleddemon March 12, 2010
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Face Of A Bitch

The "etched-on" permanent nasty look a woman gets on her face when she's a total demanding bitch.

With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.

Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.
"Don't ask that chick out, Dude! Despite her great body, she has the Face Of A Bitch."
by Scrappy SamCat September 26, 2011
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smoked like a bitch

To get completely destroyed by the underdog. A higher level of being pwned
Hey did you see Fred racing Bob, the captain of the cross country team?

Yeah man, Bob got smoked like a bitch
by YelloDragon January 16, 2012
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Abith

A term used to describe someone who has a large amount of influence and popularity. A synonym can also be referenced as good looking and adored by everyone.
"Wow, bruv you're such an Abith king, how can I be so Abith and be that peng jeez??"
by rt66 April 4, 2019
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son of a bitch

1: ey man, i stole your credit card.
2:you son of a bitch
by Irishspringgreengreen April 12, 2020
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Than a Bitch

To the maximum extent. Mathematically denoted as: lim x → ∞
Damn, it's hotter than a bitch up in this motherfucker.
by manicalewinsky February 5, 2017
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