aardvark

a medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement

If I ever meet an aardvark I'm going to step on its nasal implement so that it couldn't suck up an insect if its life depended on it

by Prof. Ainsley McIntyre December 28, 2005

aardvark

A girl with such a long nose that when she deep throats you her nose is pushed aside in your pubes like an aardvark forging for ants.

Holy shit, look at that nose, what an aardvark!

by Brian H November 6, 2004

aardvark

1. The main character and his family on the extremely good cartoon show known as "Arthur". You might mistake him for a mouse at first but if you love him this much, you'll soon know he's an aardvark from the PBSkids website and the illustrations on some of the "Arthur" books by Marc Brown. So get it straight, HE ISN'T A MOUSE!

2. One of the first words of the dictionary, if not possibly the second or third, after "a" and "aa" (that is if there is the word "aa".) Sorry guys, I don't read/pay attention to the dictionary and I am not planning to soon. What kind of loser does that?? Not saying I'm not one myself...

In one episode of "Arthur", Arthur is at a Spelling Bee where he spells himself, "A-A-R-D-VARK!" with a nice, in-tune rhythem.

by elle February 11, 2005

Aardsma

A term used to describe the process of dry shaving one's testicles, teste satchel or nut sack.

I would rather give myself an Aardsma than be friends with a White Sox fan.

by Slaky April 6, 2006

Skittish Aardvarks

Elite group of mysterious ninja-like people who do awesome things- it's a confidential group with membership required.

"Stealth. Style. Smarts. Once a 'vark, always a 'vark!"

Someone took my gum! I had tucked it into the left pocket of the right pouch of my jacket inside my backpack's storage compartment.

Wow, Jenna. Maybe it was a ninja.

Stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!

Must've been one of the Skittish Aardvarks.

by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company January 10, 2012

Hungry Aardvark

The act of finishing the act of fellatio by quickly placing the orifice of one's penis in one of the partner's nostrils and then ejaculating freely, with the streams of ejaculate acting as the 'tongue' of the 'Hungry Aardvark' searching for edibles.

Girl 1: So, how did that date go last night?
Girl 2: Fucking lame. As in, Rosie O'Donnell on P90X lame.
Girl 1: Oh, gawd, what happened?
Girl 2: Motherfucker pulled a Hungry Aardvark on me, and I've been blowing white boogers all day as a result.

by TheGoodReverend June 15, 2010

aardvarks nose

An uncircumcised cock.

Can you sweep the floor with that sir?

by Johnboy January 3, 2005