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aardvark

1. The main character and his family on the extremely good cartoon show known as "Arthur". You might mistake him for a mouse at first but if you love him this much, you'll soon know he's an aardvark from the PBSkids website and the illustrations on some of the "Arthur" books by Marc Brown. So get it straight, HE ISN'T A MOUSE!

2. One of the first words of the dictionary, if not possibly the second or third, after "a" and "aa" (that is if there is the word "aa".) Sorry guys, I don't read/pay attention to the dictionary and I am not planning to soon. What kind of loser does that?? Not saying I'm not one myself...
In one episode of "Arthur", Arthur is at a Spelling Bee where he spells himself, "A-A-R-D-VARK!" with a nice, in-tune rhythem.
by elle February 11, 2005
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Skittish Aardvarks

Elite group of mysterious ninja-like people who do awesome things- it's a confidential group with membership required.

"Stealth. Style. Smarts. Once a 'vark, always a 'vark!"
Someone took my gum! I had tucked it into the left pocket of the right pouch of my jacket inside my backpack's storage compartment.

Wow, Jenna. Maybe it was a ninja.

Stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!

Must've been one of the Skittish Aardvarks.
by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company January 10, 2012
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Hungry Aardvark

The act of finishing the act of fellatio by quickly placing the orifice of one's penis in one of the partner's nostrils and then ejaculating freely, with the streams of ejaculate acting as the 'tongue' of the 'Hungry Aardvark' searching for edibles.
Girl 1: So, how did that date go last night?
Girl 2: Fucking lame. As in, Rosie O'Donnell on P90X lame.
Girl 1: Oh, gawd, what happened?
Girl 2: Motherfucker pulled a Hungry Aardvark on me, and I've been blowing white boogers all day as a result.
by TheGoodReverend June 15, 2010
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aardvarks nose

by Johnboy January 3, 2005
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aardvark

working construction is aardvark
by W December 30, 2003
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reverse aardvark

the act of blowing a load in a girls/boys rectum and then sucking it out with your nose.
johnnny game me a wicked reverse aardvark the other day... he busted a nut in my rectum and then proceded to suck it out with his nose... must be one of his fetishes
by finky June 24, 2006
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aardvark

the guy was hung like an aardvark
by Nynja2000 April 20, 2004
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