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Listens like a brick

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.
"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
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You listen about as well as a lame dog.

"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason
by somedaysomehow October 22, 2023
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Listen to a movie

What you say to your girl. When one of you goes the the others house. Saying " What movie should we listen to?" mean that person has plans to something else (kissing, sex and other acts, etc) while the movie is playing.
Jim: " ya so me don't ask me what happens in Rogue One . Karen and I just listened to the movie (Listen to a movie) on our date."
Anthony: "Duuuuuude. You're sick."
by Qing Wa January 4, 2017
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listen a little fast

Listen a little fast (verb) Used in several popular rap songs such as P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent. It basically means that when a person usually talks fast, you need to listen a little fast by expecting them to talk faster than what they do. Therefore, when they talk you will be able to understand what they say by listening a little faster.
50 cent:They say I talk a little fast but if you listen a little fast, I ain't got to slow down for you to catch up, bitch. (from the song P.I.M.P.)
by Gohan Barracuda January 28, 2023
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It's a fact that Donald Trump listens to Deltron. He wants to replace human workers with machines. That includes chefs, some scientists, retail workers, builders, people who lift boxes, truck drivers, and more. It's all part of his insane plan to build a so called utopia where the only way to keep up is to use various drug combinations and get brain chips and neuralank. Basically Wall-E. Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College
Beware! Donald Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College. It's all part of the elites agenda. Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College
by CognitiveFuel December 19, 2025
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Alistair

noun
1. The best boss in the world; an Alistair boss is kind, smart, wise, strong, charismatic, always generous with his time and advice, and has limitless patience
2. An Alistair is a leader. He is a mentor, teacher and inspires everyone who works for him to be their best self. It is a privilege to work for an Alistair
3. You always want to be around an Alistair...his energy is magnetic. You are so proud to know and work for an Alistair!
Everyone should have an Alistair in their lives :-)
by 1974 kid December 23, 2022
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