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jism

a term used to somone that is jerking of in a pubic area
dom is a jism
he jisms went he thinks of sabrina
by crapmuncher October 1, 2005
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jisms

A very dry and sarcastic statement that is usually meant to create laughter. Usually spoken by Lil' Jimmy via IM, Email or verbal communication.
These Jisms, unfortunately, leave people forgetting to laugh. However, this does not stop Lil' Jimmy on his crusade for the perfect Jism!
by a9 August 5, 2003
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jism wiper

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
by poja August 11, 2004
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Captain Jism

Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.
by jpg3 September 4, 2011
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jism trail

1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.

2. Peter Tracks
1. Man, after I blew my load on Amber, you shoulda seen the jism trail I left!
by TexAMAggie05 October 5, 2006
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Jism Junction

The area of skin on a female between the anus and vagina where the jism of two males meet after they orgasm and it leaks to the junction.
My buddies Bill and Ted told me they were on an “excellent adventure” dismantling Sandra the other weekend, simultaneously, when the both blew their loads. As Sandra was lying there leaking fluids out of both orifices, she screamed with excitement whoever’s load makes it to the Jism Junction first will be mine forever. Needless to say, I haven’t heard from Ted since.
by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020
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jism junkie

A woman who loves sucking cock and swallowing cum.
Man: "You like that cock, baby?"
Woman: (With mouth full of cock) "Umm Hmm"
Man: "Do you swallow?"
Woman: (With mouth full of cock) "Umm Hmm!"
Man: "Are you a jism junkie?"
Woman: (With mouth full of cock) "Umm Hmm!"
by BigFatGuy November 26, 2007
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