Having a wank in an easily exposed area of getting caught whilst using a franga so no evidence is found
"When I was out at the supermarket I had the urge to crank out a risky posh wank in one of the isles , It was jolly
by Ohmygollygosh April 12, 2017
by mr smith March 07, 2005
Where a man wears a condom whilst masturbating, as opposed to catching the spunk in a tissue/ something similar. The word 'posh' is used to denote the expense of buying a pack of condoms for such a menial reason (to make the wank more pleasurable).
by Tipp-Ex June 16, 2009
When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.
Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!
by HustleMeister August 15, 2017
when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank
by your mums hot water bottle October 29, 2022
posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank
posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank
by TheMightyHorn November 11, 2022