queer as a football bat

Describes a flamboyant homosexuals manner and dress. Origin: 70's slang, South Eastern US.

Oh Jeff is queer as a football bat but he's so nice most people don't care.

by james savik February 4, 2008

feel a fool

to do something and feel foolish afterward; regret is usually accompanied with this feeling.

Dude 1: Did you ever ask out that girl you work with?
Dude 2: Yeah, and i feel a fool for doing so, i really wish i didn't.

by jesting fool June 28, 2008

kiss a football player day

may 21 is national kiss a football player day. come on girls go kiss a football player!

OMG its may 21st I have to kiss a football player! Because may 21st is national kiss a football player day!

by iplayfootball :) October 23, 2019

monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

by bogart March 10, 2005

queer as a football bat

A double entendre phrase used to express extreme oddity, but can also connote flamboyant homosexuality. The word queer — in its traditional usage — denotes strangeness, and when coupled with the imagery of a football bat — presumably American football — the strangeness is intensified. After all, who ever saw a football bat? What would you strike with it?

Have you met that new guy down in the invoice office with the huge mustache and white denim jacket? He's about as queer as a football bat.

by POLYONYMOUS February 18, 2012

You're A Foot

An insult, stating that the person in question is a foot or smells like foot. Usually followed by "No, You're A Foot!"

Person 1)You know I'm right, ya damn butt pumpkin!
Person 2)Oh, yeah? Well, you're a foot!
Person 3)No, you're a foot!

by mbvkjhfgjkjnhibugji August 20, 2009

monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

by Gbbrd October 1, 2006